{"id":676,"date":"2019-01-13T21:07:37","date_gmt":"2019-01-14T02:07:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/?page_id=676"},"modified":"2023-07-21T20:30:59","modified_gmt":"2023-07-22T00:30:59","slug":"2018-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/christmas\/2018-2\/","title":{"rendered":"2018"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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This year’s dated ornament. Simple, but cute, I think.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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This is the card cover. The interior poem is shown below.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
T’was the night before Christmas
And all through the castle
All the reindeer had fled
Which caused quite a hassle.
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Santa just stood there
In anger did quiver
With a sleigh-full of presents
He had to deliver.
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Then his missus came out
With strong drink in a flagon
Which inspired old Santa
“I’ll just use a dragon!”
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So he made a few calls
And pulled a few strings
Called in some favours
Overlooked naughty things.<\/td>		Soon he was hooked up
And tore through the fog
Whooping and hollering
“Dash away, dash away, Smaug”
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To the houses he went
And the presents delivered
For the children in beds
Who sleeplessly quivered.
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He was heard to exclaim
As he sped through the night
“Merry Christmas to all”
“Feast on reindeer tonight.”
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Merry Christmas!<\/td><\/tr>
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A cute moose desk organizer. Made out of MDF … that was a mistake; solid wood glues up much more strongly. <\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Here’s a little something I made for myself. It really describes my feelings for the season. Made out of poplar, and is about 10 inches wide.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

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