{"id":269,"date":"2012-05-13T17:00:44","date_gmt":"2012-05-13T21:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/?p=269"},"modified":"2012-05-13T17:01:31","modified_gmt":"2012-05-13T21:01:31","slug":"i-am-a-fur-emitting-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/2012\/05\/13\/i-am-a-fur-emitting-machine\/","title":{"rendered":"I am a fur-emitting machine!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My staff complains about the amount of fur that I shed.\u00a0 They simply don&#8217;t realize how much of an effort it is to continuously generate it!\u00a0 Fur-regeneration requires a lot of rest, and that&#8217;s why I sleep so much.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/IMG-20120512-00126.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-270\" title=\"Gritz generates a lot of fur!\" src=\"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/IMG-20120512-00126.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2048\" height=\"1536\" srcset=\"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/IMG-20120512-00126.jpg 2048w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/IMG-20120512-00126-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/IMG-20120512-00126-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2048px) 100vw, 2048px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My staff complains about the amount of fur that I shed.\u00a0 They simply don&#8217;t realize how much of an effort it is to continuously generate it!\u00a0 Fur-regeneration requires a lot of rest, and that&#8217;s why I sleep so much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-furry-overlords","category-gritz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":273,"href":"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions\/273"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}