{"id":112,"date":"2012-05-07T19:34:22","date_gmt":"2012-05-07T23:34:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/?page_id=112"},"modified":"2023-07-23T21:15:35","modified_gmt":"2023-07-24T01:15:35","slug":"2005-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/christmas\/2005-2\/","title":{"rendered":"2005"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong><em>Stuff made for Christmas 2005.<\/em><\/strong><\/h1>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><em>Twas the week before Christmas, and all through the house,<\/em><br><em>Not a creature was stirring,<\/em><br><em>&#8216;Cuz the Old Fool was soused.<\/em><br><em>The tools were scattered around the shop with great care,<\/em><br><em>In hopes that by some miracle, finished presents would come there.<\/em><br><em>&#8220;Measure twice and cut once&#8221;, the battle-cry it was heard,<\/em><br><em>But that only works if the design ain&#8217;t absurd.<\/em><br><em>And then from the basement there arose such a clatter,<\/em><br><em>That The Wife ran downstairs to see what was the matter.<\/em><br><em>And what to her wondering eyes did appear,<\/em><br><em>But a disgruntled old fool, his eyes glazed with fear.<\/em><br><em>For the work it was slow, and blades they kept breaking,<\/em><br><em>And in his workings mistakes he kept making.<\/em><br><em>So he called it quits for the night, and in passing he said,<\/em><br><em>&#8220;Enough of this!&nbsp; I need a drink, and then me off to bed&#8221;.<\/em><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">This Christmas marked a couple of &#8220;firsts&#8221; for me.&nbsp; I finished on December 22, the earliest I&#8217;ve been done in many years.&nbsp; And most of the presents were made with thick (1 &#8211; 1-1\/4 inches)&nbsp; hardwoods of various types &#8212; African mahogany, yellowheart (also known as pao amarillo), lacewood, and gray ash.&nbsp;&nbsp; Each of these woods is denser than oak, and just as tough or tougher.&nbsp; This makes selecting the proper scrollsaw blade a prime consideration &#8212; something I found out the hard way.&nbsp;&nbsp; But everything got done on time, and that&#8217;s the main thing!<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Oh, the segmented items are a sort of high-end jigsaw puzzle, and were given to the recipients unassembled and they weren&#8217;t told what the item was.&nbsp; The screams of &#8220;what do you mean I have to assemble it before I know what it is!&#8221; were a pure joy to listen to.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The only negative that I can think of is that I didn&#8217;t do any puzzle boxes this year, something that I rather like to do.\u00a0 However, things turned out pretty well none the less.\u00a0 And I finished a couple of days early, which gave me time to sit back and enjoy the season.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/dated_ornament_2005.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/dated_ornament_2005.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-978\" width=\"460\" height=\"374\" srcset=\"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/dated_ornament_2005.jpg 982w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/dated_ornament_2005-300x244.jpg 300w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/dated_ornament_2005-768x625.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The dated ornament for this year. It&#8217;s about 4-inches wide, and is made out of 1\/8-inch baltic birch plywood, with a natural oil finish.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/intarsia_siesta_2005.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/intarsia_siesta_2005-748x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-980\" width=\"458\" height=\"627\" srcset=\"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/intarsia_siesta_2005-748x1024.jpg 748w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/intarsia_siesta_2005-219x300.jpg 219w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/intarsia_siesta_2005-768x1051.jpg 768w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/intarsia_siesta_2005.jpg 886w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 458px) 100vw, 458px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This intarsia scene was done for my wife. It&#8217;s about 13-inches high, and 8-inches wide. The jaguar is made out of a hardwood called &#8220;yellowheart&#8221; (also called &#8220;pau amarillo&#8221;) from Brazil, and it is 1-1\/8 inch thick.\u00a0 The branches are made from 1\/2-inch cedar. \u00a0 The frame is pine that is stained a dark walnut.\u00a0 The backing is simply a piece of plywood painted black.\u00a0 The overall finish is Danish oil.\u00a0 It really does have a lovely 3D sort of effect that doesn&#8217;t show up to well in a photograph.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/fretwork_jaguar_yellowheart.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/fretwork_jaguar_yellowheart.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-981\" width=\"461\" height=\"328\" srcset=\"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/fretwork_jaguar_yellowheart.jpg 706w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/fretwork_jaguar_yellowheart-300x213.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 461px) 100vw, 461px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is a fretwork spotted jaguar made out of 1-1\/8 inch yellowheart.\u00a0 The dimensions sare about 10&#215;8 inches.\u00a0 Yellowheart is a lovely hardwood that is denser than oak, and is quite tough.\u00a0 I broke 5 or 6 drill bits drilling the pilot holes, and went through a couple dozen scrollsaw blades! \u00a0\u00a0 However, there is a bit of a trick to using this wood (ie. let the drill cool between holes, and use the proper scrollsaw blade), and my next project (the &#8220;siesta&#8221; scene above) went somewhat easier.\u00a0 Somewhat &#8212; it is still a tough wood to use.\u00a0 But the results are worth it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/fretwork_wolfmask_mahogany.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/fretwork_wolfmask_mahogany-1024x710.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-982\" width=\"459\" height=\"318\" srcset=\"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/fretwork_wolfmask_mahogany-1024x710.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/fretwork_wolfmask_mahogany-300x208.jpg 300w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/fretwork_wolfmask_mahogany-768x532.jpg 768w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/fretwork_wolfmask_mahogany.jpg 1231w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Here is a wolf mask, done in the style of the Haida Indians.\u00a0 It is made out of African mahogany (about 1-1\/4 inch thick), and finished with Danish oil.\u00a0 The actual size is about 5 x 10 inches.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/clock_timestealer_sapele.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/clock_timestealer_sapele.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-983\" width=\"461\" height=\"511\" srcset=\"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/clock_timestealer_sapele.jpg 847w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/clock_timestealer_sapele-270x300.jpg 270w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/clock_timestealer_sapele-768x852.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 461px) 100vw, 461px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This clock pattern is made out of an African hardwood called sapele (about 1-inch thick).\u00a0 As you can see, it finishes to a lovely, rich brownish-rouge.\u00a0\u00a0 The clock itself is 2-3\/4 inches in diameter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/fretwork_deertrees.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/fretwork_deertrees.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-984\" width=\"463\" height=\"314\" srcset=\"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/fretwork_deertrees.jpg 892w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/fretwork_deertrees-300x204.jpg 300w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/fretwork_deertrees-768x523.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 463px) 100vw, 463px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This lovely fretwork pattern is made out of African mahogany (about 1-1\/4 inch thick), and finished with Danish oil.\u00a0 It is about 8&#215;5 inches in size.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/fretwork_fairly_lacewood_2005.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/fretwork_fairly_lacewood_2005.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-985\" width=\"467\" height=\"686\" srcset=\"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/fretwork_fairly_lacewood_2005.jpg 550w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/fretwork_fairly_lacewood_2005-204x300.jpg 204w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 467px) 100vw, 467px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This frework fairy stands about 7 inches high, and is\u00a0 made out of lacewood (about 1-1\/4 inch thick).\u00a0\u00a0 The large highlights you see in the wood are the actual grain of the wood!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/buck_stops_here.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/buck_stops_here-1024x712.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-986\" width=\"457\" height=\"317\" srcset=\"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/buck_stops_here-1024x712.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/buck_stops_here-300x209.jpg 300w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/buck_stops_here-768x534.jpg 768w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/buck_stops_here.jpg 1045w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 457px) 100vw, 457px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;The Buck Stops Here&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><p>Ok, so I like puns.\u00a0 And visual puns like this demand to be made.\u00a0 The &#8220;here&#8221; is made out of\u00a0 Aftican mahogany, the deer is made out of oak, and the sign is plywood.<\/p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/gargoyle_mahoganyash.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/gargoyle_mahoganyash-1024x640.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-987\" width=\"463\" height=\"289\" srcset=\"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/gargoyle_mahoganyash-1024x640.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/gargoyle_mahoganyash-300x187.jpg 300w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/gargoyle_mahoganyash-768x480.jpg 768w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/gargoyle_mahoganyash.jpg 1063w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 463px) 100vw, 463px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Here&#8217;s a pair of segmented gargoyles, made out of African mahogany (left) and gray ash (right), each about 1-1\/4 inch thick, and finished with Danish oil.\u00a0\u00a0 They stand about 5 inches high.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/segmented_griffon_sapele_2005.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/segmented_griffon_sapele_2005.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-988\" width=\"460\" height=\"520\" srcset=\"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/segmented_griffon_sapele_2005.jpg 850w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/segmented_griffon_sapele_2005-265x300.jpg 265w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/segmented_griffon_sapele_2005-768x868.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is a segmented griffon made out of 1-1\/8 inch sapele.\u00a0 It stands about 7 inches high.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/small_dragon_lacewood_2005.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/small_dragon_lacewood_2005.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-989\" width=\"454\" height=\"209\" srcset=\"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/small_dragon_lacewood_2005.jpg 865w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/small_dragon_lacewood_2005-300x139.jpg 300w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/small_dragon_lacewood_2005-768x355.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 454px) 100vw, 454px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is a small-ish dragon (about 4-inches long) made out of 1-1\/8 inch lacewood.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/segmented_baby_dragon_3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/segmented_baby_dragon_3.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-990\" width=\"455\" height=\"562\" srcset=\"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/segmented_baby_dragon_3.jpg 523w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/segmented_baby_dragon_3-243x300.jpg 243w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 455px) 100vw, 455px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A segmented baby dragon done in African mahogany.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/segmented_baby_dragon_2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/segmented_baby_dragon_2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-991\" width=\"459\" height=\"264\" srcset=\"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/segmented_baby_dragon_2.jpg 649w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/segmented_baby_dragon_2-300x172.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Another baby dragon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/segmented_baby_dragon_1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/segmented_baby_dragon_1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-992\" width=\"463\" height=\"438\" srcset=\"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/segmented_baby_dragon_1.jpg 550w, http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/segmented_baby_dragon_1-300x284.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 463px) 100vw, 463px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yet another segmented baby dragon done in African mahogany.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p 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Twas the week before Christmas, and all through the house,Not a creature was stirring,&#8216;Cuz the Old Fool was soused.The tools were scattered around the shop with great care,In hopes that by some miracle, finished presents &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/christmas\/2005-2\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":50,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"no-sidebar.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-112","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=112"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":993,"href":"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/112\/revisions\/993"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/50"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/greiner.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}