This year’s dated ornament. Simple, but cute, I think.
This is the card cover. The interior poem is shown below.
| T’was the night before Christmas And all through the castle All the reindeer had fled Which caused quite a hassle. Santa just stood there In anger did quiver With a sleigh-full of presents He had to deliver. Then his missus came out With strong drink in a flagon Which inspired old Santa “I’ll just use a dragon!” So he made a few calls And pulled a few strings Called in some favours Overlooked naughty things. | Soon he was hooked up And tore through the fog Whooping and hollering “Dash away, dash away, Smaug” To the houses he went And the presents delivered For the children in beds Who sleeplessly quivered. He was heard to exclaim As he sped through the night “Merry Christmas to all” “Feast on reindeer tonight.” Merry Christmas! |
A cute moose desk organizer. Made out of MDF … that was a mistake; solid wood glues up much more strongly.
